Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Mooning is very ASStrological