How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.