Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.