Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
Mooning is very ASStrological
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.