Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
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How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.