He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.