Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Mooning is very ASStrological
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.