What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.