I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
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If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.