Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th