Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Mooning is very ASStrological
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.