How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.