Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo