Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.