Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.