What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.