Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.