How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.