Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
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What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.