How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Mooning is very ASStrological
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.