Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.