Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."