Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Mooning is very ASStrological
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.