How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.