What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!