My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.