What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo