When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.