What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.