Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.