What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.