Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Mooning is very ASStrological
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.