Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.