Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies