The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Do you like free samples?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.