I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Can I be your next varietal?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Do you like free samples?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.