I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Do you like free samples?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.