Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.