Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.