Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Funny meat-ing you here.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!