Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Can I be your next varietal?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?