If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.