Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Do you like free samples?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?