Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Do you like free samples?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Funny meat-ing you here.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.