I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Can I be your next varietal?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.