Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.