Do you like free samples?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Can I be your next varietal?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.