Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?