I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.