You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?