Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?