You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Can I be your next varietal?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Do you like free samples?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.