When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.