I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Do you like free samples?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?