I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Funny meat-ing you here.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Can I be your next varietal?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.