Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Do you like free samples?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Can I be your next varietal?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?