For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Can I be your next varietal?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Do you like free samples?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!