If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Funny meat-ing you here.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Can I be your next varietal?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.