Do you like free samples?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Can I be your next varietal?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?