Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Can I be your next varietal?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!