Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Funny meat-ing you here.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Can I be your next varietal?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!