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Monster Puns
What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
Fish Puns
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
Bee Puns
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Quotes
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
Graham Norton
Why Did Others Cross the Road? One Liners
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Pot Puns
What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
Japan.
Love Puns
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.