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snowflake Jokes

snowflake Jokes and more.
Elf Puns
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Funny Winter Quotes
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”

― Robyn Schneider
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?”

– Terry Pratchett
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.”

– R. G. Daniels
"I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy from television show Peanuts
It's So Cold.... One Liners
It’s so cold that I’m breathing out snowflakes!
It’s so cold that the snowflakes froze in the air and birds used them as stepping stones to get from tree to tree.
Christmas Puns
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Classic Pick Up Lines
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Weather Pick Up Lines
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Snow Puns
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.