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Nuts Puns
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Vegetable Puns
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.”
—Michelle Pfeiffer
Funny Summer Quotes
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
Funny Work Quotes
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
Funny Marriage Quotes
"Because I always say, if you're married for 50 years, and 10 of them are horrible, you're doing really good!" —Michelle Obama
“One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes, I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’”—Michelle Obama