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Engineering Puns
Two antennas got married – the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
The Millionaire and His Young Bride
A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception. The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in the vast garden of his 50,000-square-foot mansion. Champagne was flowing and an enormous team of waiters was flitting about serving the finest hors-d'oeuvres in the land. Naturally, the millionaire’s less wealthy friends couldn’t help but feel jealous. In a quiet moment, one of them asked him how he landed such a young beauty. “Simple,” grinned the millionaire, “I faked my age.' His friends were really amazed and asked him how old he said he was. “87!” he replied.
Marriage Puns
Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?
The ceremony was so so but the reception was superb.
TV Puns
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
Tennis Puns
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Wifi Puns
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?

The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Phone Puns
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
A Politician in the Village
A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. "We have two basic needs honorable Sir", replied the villager leader. "Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor." On hearing this, the politician brought out his phone, after speaking for a while he told them not worry, a doctor will be there tomorrow, and he asked for the second problem. "...secondly Sir, there is no cellphone reception anywhere in this village."
The Angry Woman and the Walmart Greeter
An angry woman with two kids enters Walmart, shouting angrily at the children and at anyone who crosses her path. The greeter at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Walmart." "Shut the F up." Grunts the woman. Unperturbed, he says: "Cute kids! Are they twins?" The horrible woman stopped shouting just enough to say, "Hell, they’re not twins! The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?" "Neither. It's just hard to believe someone slept with you twice."
Spain Puns
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.

The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.

I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff

They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician