What leads people to Rome?
The scents.
They want some aROMAtherapy.
How did Julius Caesar like his water?
Rome temperature.
How did kids in Ancient Rome get their hair cut?
With little Caesar's.
Why did Rome Fall?
Because it slipped on some Greece.
What was the most common sandwich in Ancient Rome?
A Plebeian J
Did you know they didn't have smart phones in ancient Rome?
They had tablets.
Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
I went to an XXX Girls Show in Rome
There were just 30 girls...
Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Who used to run pen & paper RPGs in 1st century BC Rome?
The Carpe DM
I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...
..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.
What do you call a depressed tick from ancient Rome?
A hopeless Roman Tick
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
Just landed in Rome, Italy. My pilot used to be a Franciscan Monk...
...But now he's an Air Friar.
Okay, so, I *had* an offensive joke I wanted to tell about Ancient Rome
But I don't have the Gaul anymore...
Me: Can I get XL shirts here?
Ancient Rome Shopkeeper: Are you sure you want that many shirts?
Ancient Rome
Two friends are talking:
- you know how many girls I had?
- mmm?
- No, not that many...
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren't very supportive. They kept telling him to get with the times,
New Roman.
Did you hear about the new Netflix series? The one about a couple of poor female artists living in 1600s Rome?
I think it's called Two Baroque Girls
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.