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Anti Jokes
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree and the owl turns to the squirrel and says.
Nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.
Pumpkin Puns
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
Cheese Puns
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Yard Puns
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
Tiger Puns
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Owl Puns
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
Snake Puns
How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.