jajangmyeon noodles costco Jokes

Canary-birds feed on sugar and seed,
Parrots have crackers to crunch;
And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodles
Have chickens and cream for their lunch.
But there’s never a question
About MY digestion—
Anything does for me!

Cats, you’re aware, can repose in a chair,
Chickens can roost upon rails;
Puppies are able to sleep in a stable,
And oysters can slumber in pails.
But no one supposes
A poor Camel dozes—
Any place does for me!

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People would laugh if you rode a giraffe,
Or mounted the back of an ox;
It’s nobody’s habit to ride on a rabbit,
Or try to bestraddle a fox.
But as for a Camel, he’s
Ridden by families—
Any load does for me!

(Charles E. Carryl)

What is Julius Caesar's favorite food?
Roman noodles

Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.

If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.

I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.

I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.

When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".

Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.

[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!

What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!

Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!

What type of noodles did the ancient Egyptian kings loved to eat? Ramen.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta

What do you call fake ramen noodles? An impasta.

What do you call really scared pasta?
Chicken noodles.

If fish is brain food, what do dumb people eat? Noodle soup.