How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.
What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
Was your guacamole salad good?
Yes, it was avocado this world.
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
How did that avocado baker make bread?
With avoca-dough.
What did man say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym? Hard core.
What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?
Guaca-mole.
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
Why shouln’t you rub avocado in your eyes?
You might get guacoma.
What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”