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Soup Puns
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Spice Puns
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
Nature Puns
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
Garden Puns
Herb your enthusiasm.
I’ve started to plant my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. I tell them “it’s next to the sage”.
Spring Puns
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Tableware Puns
What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".