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cabbage Jokes

cabbage Jokes and more.
Family Puns
My father-in-law fell into a giant vat of sliced cabbage.
Now he's my father-in-slaw.
Truck Puns
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
Lettuce Puns
A cabbage said to a DJ “lettuce turnip the beet!”
Dad Jokes
"Have you heard of Murphy's law?"
"Yeah."
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
Garden Quotes
“Cauliflower is a cabbage with a college education.”
— Mark Twain
Food Quotes
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
Please Choose Your Password
Today I opened a new email account, I always use the same password: "cabbage". It's easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans... Please enter your new password: "cabbage" Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. "1 boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. "50bloodyboiledcabbages" Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. "50BLOODYboiledcabbages" Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. "50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessnow” Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. “ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessnow” Sorry, that password is already in use!
One Liners for Kids
How did the farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches!
Funny Haiku
My bunny is fat
He loves to eat cabbage
No wonder he’s fat.
Mushroom Puns
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.