I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I less than three you.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I love all of your stratified layers!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.