Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
You are one well-defined function!
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You are the square to my root.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I less than three you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You have one compact set.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.