Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You have one compact set.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are the square to my root.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I less than three you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You're hotter than a data center!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.