If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I less than three you.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.