Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I think my heart just lagged.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!