In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You are one well-defined function!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...