If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Baby, you rock my world!
You are the square to my root.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You are one well-defined function!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.