Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You are the square to my root.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.