Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?