Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.