I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You are one well-defined function!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.