Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?