I love all of your stratified layers!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I think my heart just lagged.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.