How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.