What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.