Cell phones are a static symbol.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.