What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.