How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.