I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.