What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.