Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You are the object of my preposition.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.