I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.