Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.