Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You are the object of my preposition.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.