Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You’re more special than relativity.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Your name is insert name here?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.