You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?