Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You are my density!
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I can turn your software into hardware.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."