Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I can turn your software into hardware.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
You’re more special than relativity.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You are my density!
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Your name is insert name here?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.