If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Your name is insert name here?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You are my density!
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!