Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You’re more special than relativity.
I can turn your software into hardware.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?