If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I can turn your software into hardware.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!