Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You are the object of my preposition.
Your lab or my lab?
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I can turn your software into hardware.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You’re more special than relativity.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.