You’re sweeter than fructose.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
You are my density!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.