Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You are the object of my preposition.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.