Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

You’re sweeter than fructose.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
You are my density!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.