There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
What is fruity and burns?
The grape fire of London.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.