Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe?
More often than not, they were called "peasants"
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny