The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..
They called it the Game of Groans.
When medieval armies went off to war...
were they playing for keeps?
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque