A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
You octopi my thoughts.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
"Aloe you vera much."
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I have bean thinking about you.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
I like you sow much.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I whale-y like you.