I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Owl always love you.
You make miso happy.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
I have bean thinking about you.
Some bunny loves you.
We make a great pear
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I have bean
thinking about you.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
"You bake me crazy."
You’re right up my alley.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Your love will always be up to par.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
You met all of my koala-fications
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I get a real kick out of you.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.