I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
I always have a souper time with you.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
"I lava you."
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
You're my purr-son.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
I cannoli be happy
Your love will always be up to par.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
You’re right up my alley.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
"You bake me crazy."
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
You met all of my koala-fications
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
I whale-y like you.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Owl always love you.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.