How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
You're one in a melon.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I cannoli be happy
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I always have a ball with you.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
I have bean thinking about you.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.