I always have a souper time with you.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
You're my purr-son.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I pitcher us together forever.
I like you sow much.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
I scored when I met you.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I’m soy
into you.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
"Aloe you vera much."
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
I have bean
thinking about you.
I cannoli be happy
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
"I lava you."
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.