I whale always love you.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I love you from my head tomatoes.
"I'm nuts about you."
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I love you deerly.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
You octopi my thoughts.
I have bean
thinking about you.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
You’re right up my alley.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I love you berry much.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I always have a souper time with you.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.