Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
I love you deerly.
I love you berry much.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
I get a real kick out of you.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I whale always love you.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
I’m soy
into you.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
I cannoli be happy
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
I scored when I met you.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
We bee-long together.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Your love will always be up to par.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Pugs and kisses.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
We make a great pear
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I like you sow much.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
We are mint to be.
You're my purr-son.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.