Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
I whale-y like you.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
Some bunny loves you.
We make a great pear
I love you and I ain’t lion.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
I pitcher us together forever.
"Yoda one for me."
You make miso happy.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
I get a real kick out of you.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
I’m soy
into you.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
I always have a ball with you.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I love you deerly.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Your love will always be up to par.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
"I'm nuts about you."
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
You’re udder-ly perfect.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Pugs and kisses.