My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
"Yoda one for me."
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
I get a real kick out of you.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
I like you sow much.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
"I lava you."
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
You're my purr-son.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
"You bake me crazy."
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
We make a great pear
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
"Aloe you vera much."
I love you berry much.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
I love you deerly.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
You octopi my thoughts.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?