How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I get a real kick out of you.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I love you berry much.
I cannoli be happy
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
"Yoda one for me."
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
I have bean thinking about you.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
I whale-y like you.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
We are mint to be.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I scored when I met you.
Pugs and kisses.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
Some bunny loves you.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
"I wood never leaf you."
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.