I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
"Aloe you vera much."
I pitcher us together forever.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I have bean
thinking about you.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
You’re right up my alley.
I cannoli be happy
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
I whale always love you.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
You make miso happy.
"Yoda one for me."
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
I love you deerly.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I’ll always be running-back to you.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Your love will always be up to par.
You’re my #1 pick.