I whale-y like you.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I always have a ball with you.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
You’re right up my alley.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
"You bake me crazy."
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
Your love will always be up to par.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
You're my purr-son.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
We make a great pear
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I love you deerly.
I’m soy
into you.