What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
I have bean thinking about you.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I pitcher us together forever.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
You’re my #1 pick.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
"I'm nuts about you."
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You make miso happy.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
You're one in a melon.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Your love will always be up to par.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
"Aloe you vera much."
You octopi my thoughts.
You met all of my koala-fications
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
I always have a souper time with you.