You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You’re my #1 pick.
Pugs and kisses.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
We make a great pear
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I always have a ball with you.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
Some bunny loves you.
"I lava you."
"You bake me crazy."
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
"Yoda one for me."
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
You make miso happy.
when I’m with you.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
You met all of my koala-fications
I love you from my head tomatoes.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Owl always love you.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
"I'm nuts about you."