I have bean
thinking about you.
Pugs and kisses.
I always have a ball with you.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
We bee-long together.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I pitcher us together forever.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I like you sow much.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
"I'm nuts about you."