The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
I’m soy
into you.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
You make miso happy.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
I get a real kick out of you.
"I'm nuts about you."
I have bean thinking about you.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
"You bake me crazy."
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
Some bunny loves you.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.