What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
I pitcher us together forever.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
You make miso happy.
We bee-long together.
when I’m with you.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
I have bean
thinking about you.
You're my purr-son.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
We make a great pear
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.